"He's with Me. I Know, Right?!" T-Shirt

Product Description

For the guy or gal who still can't believe their luck and is tired of strangers looking at them like they're trying to solve a complex math problem. Our "He's with Me. I Know, Right?!" t-shirt lets you acknowledge the elephant in the room before anyone else can. Because nothing says "secure relationship" like preemptively announcing your own disbelief at your dating success.

Inexplicably Attractive Features

Somehow more put-together than your explanation of how you two met:

• Shoulder tape for stability and durability—unlike your confidence when his ex walks into the bar
• Seamless construction reduces waste—efficiently broadcasting your insecurities without unnecessary fabric
• Elastic ribbed collar retains shape—maintaining its integrity longer than you can maintain eye contact with his parents
• Made from strong, smooth 100% cotton—because at least something about you should be smooth
• Ethically sourced US cotton for sustainable fashion—so you can feel morally superior even while publicly questioning your own worthiness

Perfect For:

• Meeting his friends who've heard absolutely nothing about you
• Family gatherings where his relatives squint at you suspiciously
• Silently communicating to bartenders why he's ordering Imported while you nurse domestic
• Saving everyone the awkward pause after you introduce yourselves as a couple
• Letting other people know you're fully aware of the cosmic mistake that's been made in your favor

Care Instructions:

• Non-chlorine: bleach as needed—because this shirt is somehow more deserving of special treatment than you are
• Do not iron—much like how you should not try to explain what he sees in you
• Do not dryclean—keeping maintenance costs low to save for the ring he obviously deserves
• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)—cold, like the hard reality that you're punching above your weight
• Tumble dry low heat—unlike your rapidly overheating brain when someone asks how you met

Warning: May cause your partner to reconsider her choices.