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Hacker Japanese Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Casual Style for Geek Culture
Hacker Japanese Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee - Casual Style for Geek Culture
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| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Hacker: Because Breaking & Entering Is Better With Code
Embrace your shadowy digital persona with our "Hacker" tee - perfect for those who think passwords are cute suggestions and firewalls are just spicy challenges.
This isn't just a shirt; it's plausible deniability. Wear it while explaining to airport security that your sixteen laptops are "completely normal," configuring your VPN from a suspiciously dark corner of the coffee shop, or casually mentioning that you found your friend's embarrassing browser history "by accident."
Our Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee provides the perfect disguise for your questionable activities - durable enough to withstand nervous sweats when you receive unexpected knocks at the door and comfortable enough for those 37-hour coding binges fueled by energy drinks and paranoia.
Remember: Being a hacker isn't about whether you can access someone's webcam—it's about knowing you could but choosing not to (usually). This shirt celebrates that morally ambiguous power.
Perfect for:
- People whose desktop backgrounds are just scrolling green text
- Anyone who's ever said "I'm in" unironically while typing aggressively
- Those whose idea of a fun weekend involves making a smart toaster send ransom notes
Warning: May result in elderly relatives asking if you're "one of those cyber criminals on the news." FBI surveillance sold separately.
